But even if you leave your home each day with your boobs strapped to your chest with the same level of force afforded to Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs, there is one tricky situation in which they must be left untamed. Free to wreak havoc like two fleshy Godzillas on a rampage through New York City. If you were to ask me what my own bra size is, I would be at somewhat of a loss. Or whatever else the Oxford English Dictionary suggests as a synonym for 'absolutely freaking huge'. And so I often find myself standing topless in a small airless room while a stranger spritzes me with a cold vat of odd-smelling chemicals. Due to the sizeable nature of my boobs, I first require a few moments of privacy from my tanning lady, behind a locked door. This is in case an unsuspecting passerby accidentally catches a glimpse of me mid-bra removal and starts to think Quasimodo is in town and prefers black lace undergarments.

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Headed to get a spray tan, and wondering what the spray tan solution might do to your nipples? How will the DHA in the spray tan solution affect your areola? Will it make it darker, or lighter? DHA, the tanning ingredient in spray tan and self-tan products is completely safe for external use, meaning on the skin. The only thing you need to avoid is open wounds, or mucus membranes that would allow the solution to get into the bloodstream.
Rep Power: 0. I am having a problem with getting coverage under the breasts especially with large breasted women. I have them hold them up, then spray under them, and then as they continue to hold them up I continue to spray the rest of the body. I still end up with a huge "tan line" underneath there. Any suggestions?? Rep Power: Originally Posted by SalonGirl. Have them bend over with those puppies hanging free,squat down and do a light spray from underneath, no matter what you do it wont last long in that area, to much "movement" against the skin. Good info- I will pass this on to my clients. Thank you Collin and Tanningdude for your response!!
Being a spray tan addict the last 8 years, I'm still baffled when I get the new client who has never had a spray tan, or the spray tan virgin as I like to call them. Don't worry, if you're a spray tan virgin you're not alone. Coming prepared will make what can be, well, an awkward moment standing naked in front of a stranger a little less scary. It's best to book an appointment and prepare your skin before hand. Unlike getting your nails done, your hair or brows done, you'll want to have your skin prepared.